Can of Poop 

When someone has a raunchy ass fart (preferably warm and must be odor filled), cups their hand over their ass, and catchs this bundle of joy. Your next move takes precise timing as you only have seconds to deliver this devastating smell by cupping your hand over the victims nose and/or mouth while stating "Can of Poop!"

My day was shattered when someone ahole decided to give me a Can of Poop.

Can of Poop by RedDragonBucket May 22, 2011

peak-a-poop

When a poop exits the anus and then re-enters because of a loud noise or an unexpected scare.

Last night I was pooping during the thunderstorm and lightning hit the tree outside the bathroom, needless to say I had a peak-a-poop.

peak-a-poop by poopetrator May 27, 2012

The Old Fashioned Poop and Run

A term used to define the instance where a person has clogged the toilet, but chooses to remain anonymous and blame it on others.

Upon returning home from work, I found the toilet clogged. None of my roommates took the blame and had claimed it to be the Jerry which was not around to defend himself. Ergo, The Old Fashioned Poop and Run

The Old Fashioned Poop and Run by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole June 4, 2013

jerk and poop 

The art of masturbating while taking a poop. Too do so you must be ready to poop and ejaculate at the said time simultaneously.

I had a nice jerk and poop the other day.

jerk and poop by Juiceton hymen August 15, 2017

Shark fin poop 

Noun: An act of defecation in which an increased amount of feces causes a portion of the pile to exceed the water level in the toilet bowl, resulting in an unusually strong smell.

“I just dropped a shark fin poop – don’t go in there for about 35-45 minutes!”

Shark fin poop by Big Nu April 7, 2019

coop the poop

a little French Canadian Italian boy who is crippled all the time even though he hops around wherever he goes and owns an android uh oh. he also rejects cheese all the time and no one knows why.

wow did you see coop the poop? I saw him crippling around Ikea one time.

coop the poop by nothanksillpass November 26, 2019

ur a poop 

Saying told by a girl named jana directed to her friends

Jana: "ur a poop"
Amdrea: "no ur a poo"

ur a poop by jessica______________________0 May 20, 2021