Mexican Doggy Bag

After performing a Mexican Hot Pocket on your girlfriend, you forget to wash your penis before your wife gives you oral sex.

Man my wife threw me out on my ass last night after I gave her a Mexican Doggy Bag.

by Fecal Suave March 22, 2011

mexican bluetooth

When you put your phone on speaker and put it in your sun visor above you. Similar to the bluetooth speaker in the car ceiling above the driver in most newer model cars, but for the less fortunate.

Check It out, my ride has a mexican bluetooth. I can drive and talk hands free now! finally livin' large.

by moml May 26, 2014

Mexican blindfold (Zoro)

Wrapping your ball skin over someone’s eyes.

Mike: How was your night last night?
Joey: great I have a girl the Mexican blindfold (Zoro) and she couldn’t see shit!

by Dirrtylarry February 10, 2023

Mexican Hot Dog

when a mexican roofdog bites onto a powerline too close to a building.

anAverageWendigo: You should see mexico, there's also dogs on the roof and they're so close that they could bite the power lines

wunderbraten: Mexican Hot Dogs?

zilldido: yeah dude...a mexican hot dog.

by OGpoopdealer July 2, 2021

mexican bum sniffer

When you sniff a Mexican persons bum

Yo akneehow I bet the orphan over there is a Mexican bum sniffer

by The sexyest man alive March 1, 2021

mexican

Trump's worse enemy

Donald Trump giving Mexican a favor:"I will build a great wall -- and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me --and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."

by Daufq da Gamer May 7, 2017

mexican pocket

A cavity on your person that can be used as a purpose on concealing money, drugs or usb pendrive.
Named Mexican as it's the border most anonymous with

Smuggling goods.

Rick "I don't know how much I want to bring this it the festival if I got use my Mexican pocket"
Julian: "yeah I don't know how much any of us want this after it's been in you MP"
Holden: "Let's ask Colleen if she don't mind, as she has 2 pocket one won't taint my high and I will still be able to look you all in the eyes after"

by Crochet.R.E.A.M December 26, 2017