jamal moment

a Jamal moment is when Jamal (epicgamerjah1) does something worthy of a Jamal moment

dude did you see Jamals Jamal moment? it was amazingly pog champ

by jaball January 20, 2021

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Poop Moment

When you have to vigorously take a shit, but your in math class and the material is too important to leave so you end up leaving a shit stain in your khaki pants. Literally looks like booty sweat or as if you spilled steaming shit flavored coffee near your rectum.

Hey Ryan, we have a test tomorrow and I have to use the bathroom, what a poop moment!

by anonymous November 2, 2021

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Karla Moment

When you do or say something stupid

Used in a sentence: (John accidentally lost $100)

John: I can’t believe I lost $100, damn I just had a Karla moment

by The one and only Spider Man December 16, 2023

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Dave Moment

When someone pulls a Dave East and has horrible spelling and grammar, and is exceptionally (decent) at Minecraft Gun PVP.

You have trouble pronouncing "Bob?" That's such a Dave Moment

by UnLogic_ June 9, 2021

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divine moment

A divine moment is when someone exhibits:

1. Total self-contradiction by debunking their own previous point.
2. Claims they will do something specific and then does the exact opposite.
3. Acts in direct contradiction to an argument they just made.
4. Argues passionately about a topic they know jack shit about.
5. Displays annoying, contradictory, or hypocritical behavior.

These moments are often unintentionally hilarious or frustrating due to their sheer lack of self-awareness.

Culprit: Well done, you figured this word has different meanings.
Victim: You just acted like there weren't..
Witness: Divine moment

by d1v1ne June 2, 2024

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