Do I stink?

This is said by someone that is worried about whether their genitals have a stink to it. Even though they have good hygiene they are insecure about it because either someone has told them there was a smell or they have smelled stinky genitals before.

girl: What's going on? Why did your erection go down? guy: I'm exhausted and gotta get some sleep. girl: Is it me? Do I stink? guy: No. Lets do it in the morning.

by jimmybomm June 15, 2020

i lik u

The words a person says to someone they truly hate in texting form.

Girl 1: hey i lik u a lot wanna go out
Girl 1: like* sorry lol
Girl 2: oh yeah sure, i didn’t know whether or not you were gay lol
Snooping parent: damn I thought they were friends but Sarah hates Beth. Strange that they’re going to prom together.

by Lesbian ahaha June 25, 2020

I don't guess

When you don't know, but also don't want to make an educated guess about the potential future state.

Joe: She asked me to marry her
Jojoe: What did you answer?
Joe: I don't guess

by tetterman September 6, 2020

I got money on

you want or u provide for someone/ something, like a mother and her child she provide and buys things for them bc they’re hers.

I got money on karli bro bro that’s me

by Eli L September 12, 2020

I wov you!

when a little child (usually 3 or 2) tries to say i love you

mom: ¨teddy did you eat my chocolate bar?¨
Teddy:¨no mommy i wov you!¨

by UN1C0RNGUR1 September 21, 2020

i have covid

I'm gonna fucking die!

Hey Justin Bieber! I have Covid!

by Le Human October 20, 2020

i think the think not

Usually means oh hell no

Jared: Baby I think you should get botox to look pretty
Tasha: I think the think not

by Mummy_daddy October 31, 2020