Justice Slapped

When an individual commits a crime and gets what they deserve from the justice system.

Bob- Yo Timmy, I just punched a baby in the face!

Timmy- Dude! That's messed up your going to get Justice Slapped.

(6 hours later Bob is arrested and sentenced to 2 years of prison for child abuse)

by JC1190 August 20, 2013

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clit slapped

When a girl heavily flirts with a guy or leads him on, and then abruptly disappears or abandons him just before he makes his move to close the deal.

John (at a party): "Dude, this chick was all over me for like three hours. It was a slam dunk that I was gonna bang her, but then she goes to the bathroom and leaves the party with her girlfriend without saying a word to me."

Tim (John's friend at same party): "Dude, you just got fucking clit slapped big time."

by toddmatt September 17, 2013

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Blunt Slap.

When you slap a bitch across the face with a lit blunt.

Friend: *Chiefin' *
Me: You deserve a Blunt Slap.

by thuggnastyy March 4, 2012

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Trucker Slap

When a man takes his dick out if a woman's vagina so he can pleasure the woman's vaginal area by slapping it. This usually resukts in a truckerorgasm, the loudest and happiest orgasm one can achieve.

Taking my penis out of my wife's vagina, I promptly gave her an unexpected trucker slap, and she screamed for so much joy!

by mckennagagneissuchafuknhor March 11, 2012

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Patty Slapped

To be mentally beaten down through food commercials/media to the point you have to find sustenance, no matter what time of day or how full you are. It is a version of the munchies, replacing weed with the Food Channel.

Kaley: I just finished watching the Food Channel. I got patty slapped into making Mac n Cheese and a stir fry.

Patrick: Damn, all this talk of food is making me hungry.

by DrDreidel March 13, 2012

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