divine moment

Divine moment

A divine moment is a situation where someone:

1. Total self-contradiction by debunking their own previous point.
2. Claims they will do something specific and then religiously does the exact opposite.
3. Acts in direct contradiction to an argument they just made.
4. Argues passionately about a topic they know jack shit about.
5. Displays annoying, contradictory, or hypocritical behavior.

These moments are marked by their blatant inconsistency, unintentional irony, and is often unintentionally hilarious or frustrating due to their sheer lack of self-awareness.

Divine: Well done, you figured out this word has different meanings.

Victim: You just acted like there weren't any..

Witness: Divine moment lol

by d1v1ne May 26, 2024

Brain cell loss moment

Brain cell loss moment that can be several things including: Quite possibly the most annoying moment in your life where you become a dumbass for 5 seconds and after that you forget what you were trying to do (like walking into a room and forgetting why you walked in). Watching D.E.I training videos. Talking to a dumbass making yourself a dumbass (it can also work like a plague jumping person to person) until your intelligence kicks back in (which can be never). Trying to think of more definitions for this word. When you were about to watch a video but a short pops up and you watch and try to go back but it's gone.

Mike: *Walks into a room*
Mike: "Why the hell am I in here again?"
Mike: *thinks to himself* "Goddamn it I got Brain cell loss moment"

by HAMBURGER007 June 3, 2025

Alice moment

something so silly and backwards it has to be called out

Alice: i was chopping wood with a pickaxe and mining stone with an axe
Me: alice moment

by neVandCookies June 14, 2023

SSH Moment

Having a Sad,Stoned & Horny day

Rizzo was queen of the SSH Moment.

by Libbyskidge2010 September 15, 2022

maddie moment

when you do pop out of nowhere and don’t know what’s going on or do something @skeppycore would for sure do also follow maddie(@skeppycore) on twitter #maddieto1k thanks

Person A: What are you talking about???

Person B: Maddie moment 🙄
Person A: SHUT
Person B: ....maddie moment

by Ghosty Gutsy October 17, 2020

Gorilla Moment

When a specimen of gorilla heritage says some especially dumb shit, even for a gorilla.

Gorilla 1: "Gorillas deserve human rights too!"
Human 1: "Gorilla Moment"

by Dripordrown March 18, 2022

language moment

it’s always a good sign you’re baked if you have one of these. this is when all the knowledge from Spanish I in high school kick in and you realize how beautiful other languages are.

friend 1: i’m having a language moment

friend 2: really? say something

friend 1: puedo ir al baño?

by fuckalight March 2, 2019