Peanut Butter and Jelly

When you shit so hard blood starts coming out of your ass.

Guy: Dude, last night I shit so hard I made a Peanut Butter and Jelly!

Guy: That's fucking disgusting.

by packtober April 14, 2022

To get buttered

To get buttered is having one’s own anal comfort violently and forcefully disregarded.

A combination of being battered and having one’s butt hurt.

Your boyfriend waking up naked without memories of the previous night in the forest with nothing but a dildo next to him.

Him: (telling you the story on the phone)
You: Gosh, how aweful!

(After a pause … ) Did you get buttered (does your butt hurt)?

To get buttered.

by oOoDandyLionoOO February 1, 2023

To get buttered

To get buttered is having one’s own anal comfort violently and forcefully disregarded.

A combination of being battered and having one’s butt hurt.

Your boyfriend waking up naked without memories of the previous night in the forest with nothing but a dildo next to him.

Him: (telling you the story on the phone)
You: Gosh, how aweful!

(After a pause … ) Did you get buttered (does your butt hurt)?

To get buttered.

by oOoDandyLionoOO February 1, 2023

Nutter Butter Stutters

When somebody goes on a streak of stutters while talking or chokes under pressure during a game.

Billy was doing great during his presentation until the Nutter butter stutters got to him.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 13, 2022

quack butter

A schizophrenic individual's semen, usually used in the context of sexual or oral intercourse.

Her: My boyfriend left all his quack butter on my face

Her: I love my boyfriend's quack butter

Him: My girlfriend squirted her quack butter all over me!

When the mother found her son and schizophrenic step daughter's quack butter all over her kitchen counter, she was angry.

by TheRealSkibidiOhioRizzler May 31, 2024

Bread and butter

Less is more..

When he or she is that attractive there’s no need for anything else..

Guy walks past...

i’d put him in a sandwich and go easy on the bread and butter

by Just the letter j April 11, 2018

Fag-butter

Cream Cheese

That Fag-butter on this bagel tastes amazing!

by Ughbullshite August 24, 2020