drop a melon

1) To commit a spectacular, laughable failure.
2) To give birth to a monstrous turd so large you wonder how it came out of you.

"Did you hear about that wannabe techbro billionaire's antics yesterday? He dropped his biggest melon yet this time!"
"Hey Jon, you took a long time in there. Did you have to drop a melon?"

by Melon Dropper January 17, 2025

dropped the bomb on me

When she gives the bomb ass blow job

She dropped the bomb on me, she gave me some bomb ass head

by Djmans November 1, 2017

Drop

1. Someone’s location or whereabouts.
2. Unknown information about someone.

“ I got the drop on that hoe ass nigga.”

by Krispynigga December 9, 2021

baddie… drop the b

the number one rizzly rizz rizzlers go-to line. gets me all rizzed up ong and i slide the addy. idk what to do after that though. i guess i pull up, rizz fr

Rizzler: damn peter you a baddie… drop the b and slide the addie 😎
Peter asf: oh shit

by rizzedest April 30, 2023

full drop

A scrotum hanging as far down as it will go, usually in a warm environment, like after a shower. The opposite of shrinkage.

Used in a sentence: "That dude has serious low hanging balls; I saw him coming out of the shower at the gym, and they are half way to his knees at full drop."

by brandabur February 3, 2014

FF Drop Kick

FF Drop Kick Is Where You Get Drop Kicked by a Fridge Freezer For Talking Shit

You Better Drop The Bullshit Before i Drop Kick You With A Fridge Freezer = FF Drop Kick

by FF Fridge Freezer July 31, 2018

I dropped it parent

1. The actual mother or father of a child, who can't afford or does not want the responsibility of raising the child, so he or she drops the child off at a random place to be raised by a random person or group of people.

2. The opposite of an adoptive parent.

After my baby's daddy left me, I had no choice but to become an I dropped it parent.

by Arnie Grape May 5, 2021