S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020

ẗ̶͚̍h̵̠͓̑i ̪̊n̴̏͜͠g ̦̥̐̈s ̡͉̅ ̙̒̕ẁ̴̞̍ͅi ͈̣̓l̵͓͙̈́͛l̴̫͐ ̵̢͙̔͝c ͓̂h ̖̀̾a̵͂̚͜ͅn ̝͐g ̪̽͝e̵͔̠͑͠ MEANS THINGS WILL CHANGE
1: i̴̮͙͂̑ ͓̱͂h̴̠̹̆͝o ͔̣͠p ̥͕̈͘e̵̢̐ ̻̠̐̎t̶̲̔̄h ̯͗͆a ̫̈́t ̡͒ ̶͎̝͠ö̴̜̠͐n̵̼͈͛͆e ͍͍̿ ̵̛͚̻̋d ͉͇̃͒a ̘̜̈́͝y̶͎̣͗ ẗ̶͚̍h̵̠͓̑i ̪̊n̴̏͜͠g ̦̥̐̈s ̡͉̅ ̙̒̕ẁ̴̞̍ͅi ͈̣̓l̵͓͙̈́͛l̴̫͐ ̵̢͙̔͝c ͓̂h ̖̀̾a̵͂̚͜ͅn ̝͐g ̪̽͝e̵͔̠͑͠
2: what?
2: what?
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