mystery piss

When you go to the bathroom with the lights turned of and just hope you're pissing in the toilet

Dude i just want to the bathroom and mystery pissed all over the bathroom

by Tractor Tom April 21, 2018

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Piss-toot

Using a bathroom in public can be a very embarassing experience...especially if a piss-toot is involved! A piss-toot is when you are peeing and to your surprise a fart slips out.

I piss-tooted in the bathroom and it stunk so bad a baby started crying!

by Terradactill November 6, 2011

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You're at a bar and you declare that "this" is your last beer. You pay the tab but before you finish that last beer, you go to the restroom. When you return, you find that your glass has been refilled because your drinking buddies were not ready for you to leave. You just had a "Piss Fill". Good bartenders typically do not charge for this service.

He went to piss, "Bartender - give him a Piss Fill"

by Dave at the Urb May 19, 2019

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Try Not To Piss Off Challenge

Piss Off Challenge, also known as, “Try Not To Piss Off Challenge”, is a challenge that makes people pissed off for no reason or maybe a reason at least.

It’s a Internet Challenge, please don’t try this in real life.

Person 1: Try Not To Piss Off Challenge! 3, 2, 1!
Person 1: *posts something that can pissed anyone off, ex. Twitter/X*
Everyone: *fucking screams and gets pissed off

by Rui the Lesbian November 25, 2024

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Piss

a great drink :)

Person 1: Have you ever had this yellow liquid?
Person 2: No person 1 what is this drink?
Person 1: It’s piss Jerry. Also stop calling me person 1.
Jerry: *drinks piss* MMMMMM
So remember kids is a man offers you piss always say yes (unless it’s green)

by Julsuple May 3, 2022

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