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wiener moment

(Only happens to men for some unknown reason) When you get really high and feel a shit ton of energy rush through your body and it flows through your penis, creating a orgasmic feeling.
Man I smoked some weed last night and was chilling on the couch when I had a wiener moment.

" hits weed" Man look at nick with his eyes rolled back and pure joy on his face,he must be having a wiener moment
by Asap unknown May 29, 2021
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Garage Moment

(v) an act of genuine stupidity or degeneracy typically followed by a double down
"I'm gonna do a garage moment."
by KianKTheFirst February 19, 2025
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361 moment

doing all the practice midterms and being confident going into the exam only to have your hopes and dreams crushed by gamma distribution and empirical standard deviation
Student 1: bruh that exam was a 361 moment
Student 2: same bro i got a 69% on that midterm
by Kwandou April 12, 2022
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shel moment

any given time that an individual named "shelby" must have the glory of telling an individual off. sometimes the moment may include, but not limited to, the throwing of objects that may squeak at anothers head. it may also cause the victim to have public humiliation as you would see on tv, which would be concluded with a "...oh shit"
"shel moment"- are you fucking kidding me *name*? why would i invite you to my graduation party? after all the shit? i dont think my dad would want you here. seriously. thats a dumb question to ask.
by Steverrsss July 14, 2010
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Brain dead moment

A phrase used to convey a moment, when someone does something out of either habit or instinct. Not to be used as a joke in front of an actual brain dead person.
Subject A: “Bruh! You closed the door in front of me!”
Subject B: “Sorry! Brain dead moment!”
by Mentally Screwed March 11, 2022
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Tourette's Moment

A sudden outburst of swearing brought on by the stupidity of others
"Gah, cunts! Fuck! Shit!"

"What's wrong, dude?"

"Just having a Tourette's Moment, the payroll guys fucked me over again, no overtime!"
by facibus October 25, 2012
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Jed Moment

A phenomenon in which a whimsical or anomalous event consisting of an awkward silence or facepalm followed by stating "Jed Moment"
"Why does he smell like a bingus?"
"Jed moment"
by Beaj the man June 30, 2024
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