butter my biscuits

to cum all over a womans ass after sex

"put that butter on my biscuits"
"o honey butter my biscuits"

by i love the bagina August 8, 2009

I'm on my period

a girl's excuse for everything.. and it works.

Teacher: Excuse me, why are you late to class?
Girl: I'm on my period.

Boyfriend: Why don't you want to have sex with me?
Girlfriend: I'm on my period.

Bitchy friend: Oh my god why are you eating so much?
Girl: I'm on my period.

etc.

by rayrayg March 24, 2012

what is my life

this feeling of momentary overwhelming anxiety. often used in an exaggerated joking sense

roommate 1 - Girl you cant find your keys?? you're about to be late to class, and you know you have an exam today!!

roommate 2 - *searching for keys* UGGGHHH! I know! what is my life?!

by c1c1 November 21, 2013

oh my dayz

same as oh my god, oh my word, oh my lord, usually said in shock and said loudly

oh my dayz dis is tick tock!

by Joloo May 13, 2005

Fucking My Cat

The action of wasting time, hanging out with a significant other, or performing unknown activities with others.

"What are you doing today?... Fucking my Cat!"

"What is everyone doing inside that house?... Fucking their cats"

by Sloane Boner June 16, 2009

Came at my life

A phrase that is used in past tense to describe a situation

in which another person knowingly attacks and defiles you

as a person based upon an action you have done,

resulting in their nasty rebuttle.

Note- Sometimes results from doing nothing at all

Similar to chewing someone out, or personally attacking one's character.

Can be used in future tense such as "Don't make me come at your life."

Or present tense "I'm coming at your life right now!"

past tense-- Mark "Came At My Life" today when he found out I was pregnant with an unknown baby daddy.

Present tense-- Why are you "Coming At My Life?"

Future tense-- I swear if you do that I will "Come At Your Life!"

by The "Hbomb" from Aurora November 2, 2010

huff my dong

Slang for a male request of oral sex, either towards another male in a sarcastic "shut the fuck up" way or in respect to previous events, however not commonly a serious request to a female.

"Man, wanna' come play poker?"
"No, huff my dong."

"How was your night with Shaundra last night?"
"Good, man."
"She huff your dong?"
"Twice."

by moores July 28, 2008