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I did it for the vine

Original Phrase: Do it for the vine. Now that the vine app has been deleted people now say I did it for the vine.
guy: do it for the vine!
guy 2 (has 100 millon loops on vine): I did it for the vine.
by bruhv April 16, 2017
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i call the mouth!

This is the 'Phrase That Pays' for the guys out there who just want to get their dick sucked. It is most commonly used in the situation two guys have the opportunity to have a threesome with a female and they have agreed to proceed with buying her a one-way ticket to 'Paris.' One of the guys, however, is not as enthusiastic as the other. This could be because he is feeling sick, tired, lazy, or otherwise but naturally does not pass up the chance to get his nut and agrees to be part of the three-way action regardless. At this point in time, just getting his dick sucked would make his day and conveniently require the least amount of effort from him. Right before they begin removing their clothes and getting into the "tower position," He

cleverly calls out loudly to the second guy, "Hey Bro!", "I CALL THE MOUTH!"
Guy one: "Yo, bro! this chick I've been talking to is down to have a threesome and told me to bring a friend! You down??"
Guy two: "You're goddamn right Jim Sharp, I'm down FO SHO! " "It was hell at work today and I'm tired as fuck bro, especially since we did not get a break"..."so"... "I CALL THE MOUTH!"
Guy one: "That's alright, pussy is pussy to me."
Guy two: " and I just want my dick sucked"
*** guy two begins to crack a smile***
*** guy one fist bumps guy two***
by BigDaddyTC88 November 19, 2017
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i love bread

When you use celebrity status to promote a not so gesat product because you own shares in the company that makes it
Oprah "i love bread" Winfrey can't shut up about weight watchers
by 123biggyatl February 17, 2017
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i loaf chu

by Random Definitionz August 28, 2016
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i swear it was on sale

One of the most used lie for women when they buy something expensive that they dont need
husband: Where did you get that, thats so expensive
wife: i swear it was on sale honey!
by lolgod123 June 5, 2016
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i lote you

Where you love but hate the person. For example your siblings. You probably lote them.
* Brother get your fav food for a week, but he annoys you
short sister: I lote you
by big short sister aka mulan January 18, 2020
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am i sane

am i sane

no

are you tier
that proof
by Awsomeness1175 April 20, 2020
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