Elf Fucking

It’s when you fuck one of Santas elf and enjoy it and somehow stay on the nice list

Bob: What are you doing for the holidays?
Joe: I’m elf fucking tonight

by I am a illegal minority December 18, 2017

get fucking gotted

when someone says something that really gets you there and you cant say anything back to defend yourself

marla: youre a dumb whore
hana: hey!
marla: yeah get fucking gotted

by marlknight March 11, 2018

Nostril fucking

When your mates on his stag do and a coco pops breakfast bar is inserted into his wet nostril leaving him feeling violated yet climatic

Hes Has been nostril fucking his nose

by Mrhallowseve May 28, 2018

Snipe Fucking

When you are headshoting people in Fortnite while getting a little bit of dick.

Dude in LA today I was Snipe Fucking and the teacher did not even know.

by Snipe dady69 June 8, 2018

chavez fucking

the case where a person with a cheese fetish, chooses to fuck a roll of cheddar cheese

dude are you chavez fucking ?

by Ringwormfetish July 3, 2018

wannabe fucking

When you wish you were getting some but you're a pussy asss bitch.

Bro: Man, I'm sore af from last night.
Me: Why? Too much wannabe fucking?
Bro: damn, I didn't even get that far!

by drkillface July 12, 2018

Straw-fucking

It's when you put one straw's tip inside another straw's tip and try to spit alcohol (or whatever else) back and forth to blow it into the other person's mouth.

Person 1: Hey give me your face. Let's put our straws together. Because this is so fun and cute.
Person 2: Uh.. what? uh.. okay?
Person 3: Are you guys....really... straw-fucking? BYE.

by fuckyourfacetrickbitch September 23, 2018