Mint Chocolate Shit

Something both men and women get once a month on a Thursday, where they literally start shitting mint chocolate chip ice cream.

"Dude, I got my Mint Chocolate Shit yesterday, it fucking sucks."

"I know, right?"

by pandashark775 September 18, 2022

Chocolate Smoothener

That device used to smoothen chocolate, often referred to as melangeur by the less intelligent.

Imma throw those cocoa beans in the chocolate smoothener.

by Connor69gaymer420yeet May 14, 2020

Chocolate Popsicle

After a woman finishes taking a shit, a man does anal to her getting his dick covered in shit.

Friend 1: Hey did you go to Sarah's last night?
Friend 2: Yeah man, she gave me a chocolate popsicle while I was over there.

by K_MoonMan_K August 9, 2019

chocolate s'more

2 black guys with a white chick in the middle. One black guy on his back, the white chick (i.e. the marshmallow) faces him laying on him and the other black guy on top of her. The black guys are the chocolate graham crackers with the white chick as described. Altogether, they look like a real chocolate s'more trying to keep the white marshmallow inside.

My (black) friend and I really want to use her for a chocolate s'more!!!

by Mr. Propofol December 2, 2016

Chocolate Milkies

Big black mommy milker titties of a sexy black woman

Damn that black woman has big chocolate milkies

by Sussy boi March 9, 2025

Chocolate Jacuzzi

When a man inserts his testicles into a persons anus while they have diarrhea. Then proceeding to allow said person to fart while his testicles are inside of them.

“Bro, Stacy gave me that chocolate jacuzzi last night!”

“What the hell is that?!”

“I stuck my balls in her ass after we had chinese food and she farted on my nuts! Shit lowkey felt good!”

by stinkygayboy September 21, 2025

chocolate

the kid friendly version of cocaine

I love chocolate I want to shove it up my ass :)

by fucktard529 January 21, 2022