Goat Simulator 3

A game that you head butt people and lick stuff

I played Goat Simulator 3 yesterday!

by Coolman274 January 30, 2024

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When you get so bored that you type all possible letters on your keyboard, but you didnt think about using the option / alt button, did you?

I am so `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? that I could type in qweiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and maybe even mnbvcxzlkjhfdsapoiuytrewq

by ISkillAuraKids February 5, 2024

Velz <3

Velz is the kind of man who prioritizes everyone before himself. He acts as a tough guy on the outside but in actuality is the sweetest, most amazing man you will ever meet. He is selfless and loving; he will love you with every ounce of his being and will accept you for who you are. He is a Libra, with a grudgy/Techwear style. His girlfriend is the luckiest woman alive to be loved by this man. Velz is the most lovable human being on the planet and loves with his entire being and is always looking for ways to improve himself. He has a bachelor in music production and is the sweetest man you will meet. if you ever meet a man like velz, know that you will never be loved the way that he would love you. The way he loves is breathtaking; the way he looks at you is like how you look at a beautiful sunset. The way Velz loves is a fever dream. The way this man looks at you is how a artist looks at their first million dollar art piece. If you ever meet a man like Velz, protect his heart; because no one will love you the way he will. Velz, you are the most amazing man I have ever met, and I love you with everything I have in me and i will continue to protect your heart and love you in the good times and the bad. You are my Libra and your love is as beautiful as interstellar. <3

Love,
Octy <3

"Velz <3 is amazing!"

"Velz <3 is the sweetest man a girl can ask for!"

by Nolan's Girl February 6, 2024

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when your bored in school and literally type everything on the keyboard except capitals

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by jkhshfdcs February 7, 2024

3 S’s

Sip
Sniff
Smoke

Are you down for 3 S’s

by Dagrammy February 8, 2024

Jamal <3

a small black dude with a fat ass appetite. Has the fattest ass in the world the freakiest gay dude everrr just plain wild.

jamal <3 is fat asfff

by pinkinlovee November 21, 2023

Brian <3

Brian is the nicest person you can meet the best friend the one that cares and loves you he might me a jerk once and awhile but he doesn't mean it at all. He's sweet and all when he sees me down he will get concerned about me. He's the nicest friend you would ever meet memories i will always remember a friend i will always remember till the day i die we would always get worried for each other if we don't see each other. When im around hes not in his phone but when i'm not hes on his phone. i would do anything in this world to spend a good day together. Happy early birthday Brian wish you the best

i dont regret being your friend :)

Person 1: Brian is a sweet person
Person 2: you guys are friends
Person 1: yeah i love him as a friend Brian <3
Person 2: okayyy

by *I*YELL*A*LOT* November 21, 2023