An Urban Dictionary 

The concept of a dictionary consisting of slang terms. We could create on over the Internet so people could post their definitions, as opposed to going into the slums and asking for some slang terms. However, we'd better make sure that this thing doesn't become like a forum, or else we'll have internet-weeners bombarding our 'urban dictionary' with definitions of their friends' names or their funny online pseudonyms. This is gonna be great!

The idea of creating an urban dictionary is ingenious, but we'll need some funding. T-Shirt sales, prehaps?

An Urban Dictionary by Antonymous March 27, 2005

The Urban Dictionary Random Button

If you want to find out about something strange, fucked up, or something you cant even describe, click this button

"Hey dude look at this word i just found on Urban Dictionary by clicking The Urban Dictionary Random Button!"

Dude: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!"

The Urban Dictionary Random Button by NuclearLlama March 5, 2015

Hey Urban Dictionary I Have A Request 

Can you allow us to comment on entries? I want to see the chaos the ensues

"Hey Urban Dictionary I Have A Request" That you would let us comment on entries so we can have fun, not in a sexual way, a fun way

Hey Urban Dictionary I Have A Request by yolofomopokozoyorotoyokomolojo May 10, 2023

Desperate guys on urban dictionary 

Men who define a girls name by talking her up as "wonderful" and "amazing" just to get laid

Those desperate guys on urban dictionary need to find a new tactic or go somewhere else

Desperate guys on urban dictionary by TheBoxGhost September 3, 2013

People who define urban dictionary

A definition that's extremely ironic because it not only is defining what urban dictionary is, but usually doing so in a fucked up fashion. But those are usually the good ones.

Most definitions for urban dictionary in urban dictionary define this platform as a "great idea but overrun by losers who constantly complain about their own personal problems or political issues"

The people who make these definitions fail to realize that they too are just complaining about something they have a Problem with.

Person 1: oh hey man! You been on urban dictionary?
Person 2: no, I'm not a loser.
Person 1: oh, yeah that's right.
Person 1 well anyways, don't you just hate when people use this platform to vent about things that bother them? It's SOOOOOOO annoying.
Person 2: oh Jesus. Don't be one of those people who define urban dictionary

People who define urban dictionary by A large metal plate October 1, 2017

Note to Urban dictionary users 

Please. Stop putting in random definitions... We don't need BATIM hate, more names or a literary version of Pornhub.

This note is very true and there is good reason your definitions aren't getting through. This is my Note to Urban Dictionary users.

Note to Urban dictionary users by SkeletonGuy November 13, 2018

Rejected On Urban Dictionary 

Congratulations, you got rejected. You put in your great effort and failed. You're filled with outrage. You go on to voting and decline everything to make people feel your pain. You're still angry. You post definitions of Urban Dictionary Voting and say it's crap. You're still cross. You post something on twitter. No effect. You go on a chat room. You tell everyone how shit urban dictionary is. They all agree after hearing your speeches. You rise up. Mosin Nagants in hand, you and your comrades march on the HQ. In a storm of blood and fire you get in and change the website. There is no more rejection in urban dictionary.

2 weeks later

Urban Dictionary loses all quality. People post their names and people believe Kayla is sweet and not a piece of hellspawn. 69 jokes get past the censors more easily. People give up en masse and urban dictionary dies. You head back to make a final change. You re-enable rejections. A sudden spike of quality is seen, and balance is returned.

Jack got rejected on urban dictionary.

He picked up a gun and went to an orphanage and we haven't seen him since.

Rejected On Urban Dictionary by Unfunny blight April 22, 2020