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Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst tradesmen in reference to any establishment that simultaneously sucks the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools, or by pawning off cheaply made Chinese garbage at prices so low you can't afford not to buy it, while also fucking the customer in the end, whether it be in the form the previously stated poor quality of the merchandise, or in the form of the establishment doing everything in their power to weasel their way out of honoring their warranty.
Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime you've been pulling, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Damn right Tom. In fact, I'm gonna go down to the suck and fuck on my lunch break and get me a new drill."
by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022
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sucking major booty

(v.) The term you use when you want to say "sucking ass" (aka being bad at something) but you're in a situation where you can't swear.
(With regards to a sport) That kid is sucking major booty right now. Does he even know how to play?
by AtlanticComputer November 27, 2020
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National suck dick day

June 24th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 24 times throughout the whole day.
loppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤
by National Day announcement June 24, 2022
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GO SUCK MY LEFT BALL

HE MEANS SO SUXK HIS LEFT BASKET BALL KIDS CLICK OFF IF YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW HIS FAT JUICY NUTS MAN.
Person 1: bro your so ugly like go suck my left ball

Person : bitch sthu (shut the hell up)
by FUCK ME 👴 November 28, 2021
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Sucking a devil

When a woman sucks a big penis and damages her mouth
Annabel: I'm sucking a devil right now
Lucy: I wish I am too
by Sleep well tonight;) March 27, 2017
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clout sucking

last nite sally was clout sucking me so hard i went numb - roy purdy
by Donut dream September 6, 2018
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National suck dick day

is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.
Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤
by yourdadsycksmyass June 24, 2022
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