slap a house on it

The act of explaining to your friend that you would like to have a girlfriend with a huge butt

Steve: Hey mike you see that girl over there,
Mike: yeah
Steve: yeah I’d love to slap a house on it

by FreddyJones July 27, 2020

Chuck Slap

The act of slapping an inferior being with a low-top Chuck Taylor shoe, most commonly in the face, usually in the form of a sneak attack from behind.

Also known as: Peasant splat (A more extreme form)

After the peasant's unsanctioned disrespect, it was essential that he received a swift chuck slap. He was lucky I didn't peasant splat his ass.

by Mershon Jr. December 7, 2011

Slap your brother day

National slap your brother day is in October 6th

Slap your brother day

by stulingxcrest October 6, 2021

Slap

the act of playing pickleball with vigor and enthusiasm.

Does anyone want to play pickleball? It’s a beautiful day to slap.

by chcknggt July 28, 2022

//slapped

When you slap yourself

I forgot to turn off the oven //slapped

by ThatGuyCalledQ April 13, 2016

Oak Slap

When someone slaps you with their wood in the face, and it followed up with cum. Usually unpleasant, but can be made pleasurable if the receiving end is into it.

Guy 1: Yeah, I Oak Slapped her last night dude!
Guy 2: Yoooo congrats! Did she like it?
Guy 1: Yeah, she’s a freak

by audhatesu January 29, 2022

brain slap

a slap so hard you knock their pea brain out

"had to give that bitch a brain slap"

by Qwerty453213 January 20, 2023