clam slapper 

Typically a northeast term describing lesbians.

"Boy did you see Lisa and Laurie last night? Those two clam slappers sure can pound buckets of brew."

clam slapper by Matt Corbinowitz January 26, 2006

chief slapaho 

an indian chief, who will slap a ho as necessary.

Aarons drunk altar ego is chief slapaho

chief slapaho by retarated February 28, 2007

knee-slapper

when someone slapps their knees because somethings really funny.

eg. danas brother sings and dances to 'its raining men' KNEE-SLAPPER

eg. claudias hair is ranga *slaps knee*

knee-slapper by dont you just wish you knew July 13, 2009

kappa slapper 

another name for a townie bitch who thinks she looks hard by wearing tracksuits, starting fights, and shagging anyone with more than 50 pence in their pockets

damn, that kappa slapper is ugly!

kappa slapper by mofo69 November 11, 2004

slapping the captain 

masturbating
(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)

Jack slapped his captain because Jane wouldn't fuck him.

slapping the captain by LaxG March 17, 2004

Sack Slapper 

Poop that is so big, when it is on its way down it slaps your sack.

When your turd hits the back of your nut sack its like the two things guys pride them selves on most high five each other. Thats a sack slapper!

Sack Slapper by Handyandy12345 January 20, 2009