Johned

When someone orders food but that someone isn't there in time to pick it up.

"Goosh, I really Johned that pizza, didn't I?"

by Einerstürmf December 13, 2016

john wesley brown

The greatest friend you will ever have. That loves hard gives all and is great in bed.

John wesley Brown is a champion in the bedroom.

by Westipherbrown December 18, 2016

Colton John Dunning

A person who lives to question one's perspective through manipulation. Even by creating chaos in order for one to see the negativity in their life so they may grow from it. Or by demonstrating how the good left untested is not truly good. Confronting a different truth.

"Why did you throw my phone out the window!?"
Because you're texting your ex who wants nothing to do with you and you were all over the road and about hit that car.
"Oh..starting to Colton John Dunning me?"
Damn straight. Not about to die over your stupidity.

by Jesse Peralta December 21, 2016

thomas john cairney

A dumb brunette that is abnormally tall and is obsessed with soccer. He thinks he's so funny but he's actually not and he is very shy when you first meet him.

I think I just met a Thomas John Cairney today! He was super tall, shy, and good at soccer.

by TJ gives BJ's January 3, 2017

John Bomb

You’ve heard of the A-Bomb, you’ve heard of the F-bomb, but have you heard of the John bomb? A John bomb is where a navy boy screams “you best move or I’m coming over ther to pack your stack!”

The navy used the John bomb to make the Russians flee

by The soltiness November 13, 2018

Road John

A “John ” is the hardest man on the streets yh. Him and Ed run eccy road fam and are the cheekiest men on de block fam. Get on there bad side And they will call up big man Zac the weed farmer to intimidate the Bdale Mandem.

Yo rud boi, there’s a Road John near by, we should run fam.
Road John means hardest man in the park.

by Roadman 21savage lookin man November 24, 2018

john moose

John MOOSE

JOHN MOOSE

by Flaming cheese November 27, 2018