Ted butt

To play leap-frog and, upon leaping over someone, slam your gooch into the back of their head.

dude: "Ow! I smacked my head into you! Are you okay?"

other dude: "No! I got hit right in the gooch! You Ted butted me!"

by a blasian man September 29, 2012

butt floosh

when you fart, but it stays inside your crack as a bubble until you clench your buttocks and it pops

Nathan: what's that smell?

Ryan: sorry bruh, just popped my butt floosh

by TimmyKinney January 28, 2013

Butt Luggage

A polite way to say SHIT! A reference in an episode of Fairly Odd Parents.

What a pile of butt luggage.

by Butt luggage disturber December 13, 2012

Butt Mangler

A sex move usually performed by homosexual men but not limited to. Your partner sucks your penis in a 69 form while you motorboat (Reference the word) the butt. In this move, your partner has to fart or excrete feces at least once.

Oh man me and Dave did the Butt Mangler last night! It was amazing!

by veprat July 5, 2012

Butt-Tune

Basically a fart. Some people might not like the smell, but it is what it is.

Man, I'm in class, but I gotta butt-tune soooooo bad!

by ORANGE DJ September 2, 2012

Spackle Butt

When you shart and it dries up and seals your cheeks together.

Man I really need to shower. I got total spackle butt going on right now.

by Watch-a-lay August 21, 2013

ego butt

Ego butt: noun - referring to an individual engaging in certain behaviors - Their ego has made them act like a butt. When an individual's opinion, goaded by personal ego, moves him to say something wrong, hurtful or harmful; particularly if any conversation about it is met with antagonism and a willingness to argue. If, however, an apology is offered by the offending ego butt, it should be immediately accepted. If the person has not already been called an ego butt by you before the apology, do not then call him an ego butt. If there is no apology offered by the ego buttt, then his status may be upgraded to ego idiot (one step up from ego butt). Because of the personality issues with these types of people, proceed with caution. Thumper reminded us if we have nothing nice to say then we should say nothing at all; at least in the heat of the moment. Save the name calling for when you can both laugh about it. If no such time presents itself, or you are sure the offender will never laugh about it and most probably try to harm you physically, socially, in the work arena, etc, use the term liberally in your mind only. It, its meaning and the offender will still exist and you will remain unharmed and anonymous. Caution: whatsoever is in your heart/mind can inadvertently pop out. Enjoy wallowing in the word only occasionally and in moderation as is deemed necessary.

Offender: what I said to you was not me treating you like a child and you can just accept that. We'll have no more to say about it, because I said so. Oh - sorry - I shouldn't have said that.
Non-0ffender: thank you for the apology.

Offender: Don't you tell me anything about what I just said and you can just accept that. 😠
Non-offender: don't be an ego butt.
Offender: Bark Bark!! Woof Woof !!
Non-offender: Here's where you either say it or think it, your discretion.

by Kitchensink September 17, 2013