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Baby Punching

When a guy with a huge wiener fucks a pregnant chick and repeatedly punches the baby with his penis.
"I had a miscarraige hunny, Mike: OMG what happened babe? It was because it was beat to death, doctor said it was most likely caused by baby punching."
by Matt and Whitey June 16, 2008
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Angel Baby

It's just like heaven being here with you
You're like an angel, too good to be true
But after all, I love you, I do
Angel baby, my angel baby
When you are near me, my heart skips a beat
I can hardly stand on my own two feet
Because I love you, I love you, I do
Angel baby, my angel baby
Oh, I love you, oh I do
No one could love you like I do
Please, never leave me blue and alone
If you ever go, I'm sure you'll come back home
Because I love you, I love you, I do
Angel baby, my angel baby
It's just like heaven being here with you dear
I could never stay the way without you near
Because I love you, I love you, I do
Angel baby, my angel baby
Oh, I love you, oh, I do
No one could love you like I do
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 5, 2020
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Baby Love

The opposite of platonic love, between a man in a woman in which the two, in or out of a marital relationship love eachother in such a way that they both would consent to and enjoy conceiving a child together.
"Oh, April and I? No no, sure I love her, but we don't have Baby Love! Weird!"
by Special-Kev March 15, 2006
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Jalebi Baby

A jalebi baby is a kind of human. Jalebi babies are very nice but can be very rude. Also if you're not a Jalebi baby you CANNOT say the word. I am a Jalebi baby so I can say Jalebi baby.
Jayda:"Jalebi Baby!!" Nyliee & Julia:"You're not a Jalebi baby! You can't say it!!" Alivia:"#Cancelled!"
by guppy143 June 25, 2021
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Baby Bell

Mature smeg build up around the bell end
She said she liked cheese, so I let her lick the baby bell off my helmet
by wool dog February 23, 2011
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Baby Cannon

Someone who has too much sex with other men and gets pregnant everytime she can
Family of 10 walking down the road with single mother who is pregnant and has 9 young kids.

Mia:Psst linda why does she have that many kids

Linda: oh she is a baby cannon babies will shoot out of her all the time
by A Good Bean June 19, 2018
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Baby cake

The smashed up poo left in a baby's diaper.
Hey baby could you get rid of these smelly baby cakes for me?
by The Chode September 30, 2017
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