SIMP

S- squirrels
I- in
M- my
P- pants

SIMP squirrels in my pants! Ain't go no chickens ain't got no rats

by Secret agent P May 2, 2022

Simp

Simp is a male heterosexual individual, who provides women in his life with undeserved special treatement, often with ulterior motives. The simp often tries to humiliate himself and other men with his behaviour in order to boost women's confidence and feeling of self-worth. His acts of subservience are dangerous and ,in essence, selfish because they perpetuate a false and harmful image of relationship dynamics for inexperienced men for his own egotistical purposes. Simps have deeply disturbed personalities, have no respectable male role models in their lives and often were victims of domestic abuse by their mothers and school bullying as a result of their ultimate lack of boundary awareness (which is taught by fathers in traditional family upbringing). Therefore, in order to receive validation as an adult, they will repete the submission they performed to their mother in the context of the relationships with female friends/female colleagues/girlfriends/wives/random women. Of course, they do not receive the coveted validation in exchange, because such behaviour could only attract the same narcissists and abusers like those in his childhood, who discard him once they get what they wanted.

I am not a simp, I just think we have to treat women better than we treat ourselves.
Yes, I love strong women with high standards who aren't afraid to get angry when I don't satisfy their needs, that does not make me a simp.

by Lieutenant_Gruber June 1, 2021

Simp

A simp is someone who loves a person so much they take a plane to meet them

PewDiePie is not a simp or sive is a simp

by Taunthom99 October 13, 2020

Simp

A person who likes or does things for a person even if they don't even exist.

You, yourself is a simp

by dracomalfoyishawt February 15, 2021

Simp

Someone not like Mordecai from the regular show

If Margaret made onlyfans mordecai will be her biggest fan and Rigby tells he is beginning to simp

by Niggasimp May 18, 2020

Female simp

Madcat

“Geez bro, madcat is such a female simp”

by CrimsonCumshot October 10, 2021

Simp

A man who puts a female's pussy on a pedestal.
They throw away all of their pride to please women without actually defending themselves.

They will do anything for pussy but always fail.

Nick is such a simp, like damn no wonder he always gets rejected.

by Poop.inator January 7, 2020