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White Christ Daddy 

The single salvation for all those below the poverty line or addicted to hard drugs; He usually appears to those in need of Him in the form of a skinny, pale, eccentric video artist with long blonde locks and he is usually wearing black leather or vintage military regalia.
Like if some crazed African-American homeless man is walking over a river on a bridge and passes by a man resembling the definition of White Christ Daddy and asks him for a dollar or two. And then when the skinny, pale, eccentric video artist with long blonde locks (probably wearing black leather or vintage military regalia) complies--or, again, someone who appears to be White Christ Daddy complies--the hobo exclaims, "White Christ Daddy!"

"Yo, I'mma drop mad ca$h on some bitches and beverages at the club like White Christ Daddy would, then I'mma dipset outta dat mothafucka. You feel me, nigga?"
White Christ Daddy by Moose Rash February 15, 2007
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White Scorpian Seed 

A drug commonly found in Western Columbia, found on the white sand beaches near scorpian dens. Made when a male accidentally fertilizes a white barked Willow tree acorn. Commonly smuggled to Texas by Columbian coffee importers. The drug is five times as potent as one shot of a Green Dragon. As they say , "It will keep you trippin' fo' weeeeeks!"
Dude, I just got off the longest white scorpian seed trip!
White Scorpian Seed by Anonymuos January 16, 2008

White-Out Shortage 

When a guy goes and has sex with someone, but nothin comes out and he ends up firing up blanks because he mastrubated to frequently before having sex.
As a result of jerking off 5 times a day, Simon went through a temporary White-Out Shortage when he had sex with his girl friend.

As a result of this hies girl friend dumped him and he started jerking off 6 times a day. He later sprained his wrist and needed his wrist to be amputated.

White Girl 

A typical Caucasian female that some even have the nerve to depict as a human being. They tend to say words similar to; "like" "umm" "gurl" "sc" "starbucks" "bubble tea" "James" "James Charles" "James Chargles" and other shit. The are always horny for James Charles and can't wait for him to release his sex tape. They typically get boned by big black men, and enter the world of prostitution at age 12.
Girl 1: "Like, umm, this is boring gurls, lets head home and get fucked by some big black faggots."
Girl 2: "Yeah like umm well like yeah my white girl"

white hat 

A supervisor of a construction site. Where all the crafts wear a different color. This symbolizes importance.
Look busy, here comes another white hat.

White hat's coming, tie off before he says something
white hat by Flanker September 4, 2003

white hat 

An enlisted sailor (E1-E6) in the US Navy, because of the white hat worn with their Navy dress uniform.
The Chief went looking for some white hats to help bring aboard stores.
white hat by Scott Evil April 17, 2006

white girl 

Newports because they have white paper topped with blond filters and they are smoked by black males and are bad for you.
Can I get a white girl?
white girl by princess June 28, 2006