Trump Bowel Syndrome (TBS) is a disorder that affects the large intestine. Victims of this disorder, upon seeing the president, are known to “lose their shit”.
Sufferers may also be distressed if the president walks, talks, sits, stands, or breathes.
Sadly, many victims of TBS seem to be proud of their disorder and often “lose their shit” in public.
These unfortunate events lead some researchers to believe that TBS also affects the prefrontal cortex
(An area of the brain believed to be responsible for decision making, and moderating social behavior).
There is hope for the sufferer:
Largely viewers of FOX, Epoch Times, and One America News appear to be immune.
The vast majority of victims seem to imbibe liberal propaganda. Experts suggest that suffers wean themselves off of this type of media.
Sufferers may also be distressed if the president walks, talks, sits, stands, or breathes.
Sadly, many victims of TBS seem to be proud of their disorder and often “lose their shit” in public.
These unfortunate events lead some researchers to believe that TBS also affects the prefrontal cortex
(An area of the brain believed to be responsible for decision making, and moderating social behavior).
There is hope for the sufferer:
Largely viewers of FOX, Epoch Times, and One America News appear to be immune.
The vast majority of victims seem to imbibe liberal propaganda. Experts suggest that suffers wean themselves off of this type of media.
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The excuse often mirrors Trump's own excuses, or those pushed by right-wing media, and can change multiple times in a day, often contradicting earlier excuses. Sufferers of TES are unable to recognize those contradictions.
Common examples include: "He was just being sarcastic." "That's just fake news." and "That was Obama's fault."
The excuse often mirrors Trump's own excuses, or those pushed by right-wing media, and can change multiple times in a day, often contradicting earlier excuses. Sufferers of TES are unable to recognize those contradictions.
Common examples include: "He was just being sarcastic." "That's just fake news." and "That was Obama's fault."
My grandpa told me today that Trump was just being sarcastic when he suggested we inject disinfectant, even after we watched the video of it together - I fear he might have a terminal case of Trump Excusal Syndrome :(
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The sad sack of a person I spoke with at the post office yesterday was clearly a Deranged Trump Supporter because he was desperately trying to articulate at least one example of something 45 had done well for the U.S. and he was wearing one of those pathetic red Make America Gag Again caps.
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