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(The) Gentlemans Lift

The act of steadily, but with confidence, lifting your heels up and rocking your weight from the ball of your feet and back to your heels again. Repeat this process, at the very least 4 times, while standing around with one male friend (minimum).
Yesterday, while smoking my pipe and doing (The) Gentlemans Lift, I had a fruitful conversation with one of my male acquaintances.
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The guy. The one selected to do or receive something. The "chosen one," in a way.
He's the guy.

I'm the guy.
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the great hambino 

The hardest person to tackle in the world
Here comes the great hambino get outta the way

The Google Knows All 

A common phrase used in the 21st century used to acknowledge how lazy you are and to tell someone to Google something.
"Bob, I looked up on the Internet when Groundhog Day is like you told me to. It didn't say anything."

"Are you sure you are using Google and not Bing? You know what they say, the Google knows all."

"Actually, according to Bing, nobody says that."

"Just Google it! The Google knows all."

The Gentleman's Knock 

Slapping or smacking a girl's crotch with your boner and then proceeding to not sleep with her.
"That slutty girl thought she was going to get it good, but he ended up giving her the Gentleman's Knock."

or

"He was too much of a gentleman to get in there, so he just knocked."

The GRule 

pronounced: grool. Simply put, the Golden Rule
Real G's respect the GRule.
The GRule by Execaters May 30, 2014
Eating pussy the way goku eats food like nothing else matters
I'm going to do the goku to you tonight
the goku by Nawtymumma June 21, 2014