Cake

A stack of cash.

A : Wassup bro, do u wanna to bar?
B : Sorry, today I don't have any cake

by Hellaslit March 23, 2020

cake

what cam has

damn, cam has some cake.

by ihaveatightbussy January 14, 2023

Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021

Chocolate cake batter surprise

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise

He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

coconut cake

Coconut cake is a popular dessert in the Southern region of the United States. It is a cake frosted with a white frosting and covered in coconut flakes.

My mom makes the best coconut cake at Thanksgiving

by PenguinKnight February 15, 2017

dusty crab cake

Where you throw dust into her ass then eat it.

Bro I gave this girl the Dusty Crab Cake

by Jack McFuck Nut June 8, 2016

Caked up

When someone’s bootylicous

Girl 2“Damn why are the boys in my class more Caked up than me”

Girl 2:“I don’t know it’s kinda sad”

by CrazyCh1ck September 10, 2023