A man with great tits that likes to keep his bod really fucking tight. Submissively marries Brazilian women and blows shit on rim's of toilets.
by Steven Susan Dierdorf October 20, 2019
Get the T Sar mug.When a man, even though he had a vasectomy, has to pull out in order not to leave his wife dripping for the next 12 hours and she doesn’t want it on her gut. The husband must take an old white undershirt and “tuck it” under her ass, creating a canvas for his man juice.
Fucking Trudie man. I got a vasectomy and she still won’t let me bust up in her puss. I have to use the t shirt tuck so I don’t get it on or in her.
by Scotty Nice October 26, 2019
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hii keeee and ryannn * wink wink *
hii keeee and ryannn * wink wink *
by krista17 October 27, 2019
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Get the T-Trap mug.A person who deliberately under dresses for occasions so they can get close to men who already have spouses/girlfriends. The outfit is usually a t-shirt and jeans but can differ depending on the setting. In the workplace it can be the gray skirt suit set while at the PTA it can be the floral muumuu.
"Look at that muumuu wearing t-shirt hoe that is up on Carol's man again. He's married beyottch!"
"Hey Ms. t-shirt hoe! I can see you pushing up your boobs on my man again, get a bigger t-shirt next time."
"Hey Ms. t-shirt hoe! I can see you pushing up your boobs on my man again, get a bigger t-shirt next time."
by anonymous December 1, 2020
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that is how to be a shetling, by S H E T L I N G S
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Hey little one, don't forget to have fun
you are such a ball because i want you to fall off the flat earth. ;)
As for you, you smell of poo
Somebody febreze you
So le-let me move
This is how to be a shetling
they like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeeeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”
How to be a shetling
They like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”
Jk we don't
'Cause we hey-ey-ey ate you
Do you understand, you are not a man
But if you think you are, we’ll have yoted to mars
If you get yoted, chances of life are slim
And when you die, you will no longer be a guy
This is how to be a shetling
They like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”
Jk we don't
'Cause we hey-ey-ey ate you
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”
This is how to be a SHE-EH-EH-EHTLING
and that is the meaning of the S H E T L I N G S
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Hey little one, don't forget to have fun
you are such a ball because i want you to fall off the flat earth. ;)
As for you, you smell of poo
Somebody febreze you
So le-let me move
This is how to be a shetling
they like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeeeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”
How to be a shetling
They like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”
Jk we don't
'Cause we hey-ey-ey ate you
Do you understand, you are not a man
But if you think you are, we’ll have yoted to mars
If you get yoted, chances of life are slim
And when you die, you will no longer be a guy
This is how to be a shetling
They like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”
Jk we don't
'Cause we hey-ey-ey ate you
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”
This is how to be a SHE-EH-EH-EHTLING
and that is the meaning of the S H E T L I N G S
by lol.its.holly December 3, 2020
Get the the S H E T L I N G S mug.When someone’s left a turd in the toilet
You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
“Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”
“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020
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