Red Light Challenge

A red light challenge is when you are stopped at a red light with a passenger in the front seat and you see how far you can go in hooking up before the light changes. Bonus points if you are not in a relationship with the person.

I was at a red light with Cindy and we totally went for the red light challenge. It was awesome!

by haterpig May 1, 2011

Red Sox Logic

Red Sox Logic(noun) -Red Sox Logic: (noun) The art of ignoring any negative history regarding your franchise and only referring to recent success.Made famous by the Boston Red Sox fan base. (See Bandwagon, as well as mental midget)

Jimmy the retarded Chowdaead boldly uses his Red Sox Logic

"The Boston Red Sox have always been the greatest baseball team and always will be."

His friend Billy who has half a brain says "The Sox were a piece of shit for a loooooooong time you retard."

"No way" says Jimmy

Look it up says Billy

"He was right" says Jimmmy after looking it up

by Angels Fan August 25, 2008

Red Eye Fry

The act of filling a girl's asshole full of catsup (a Heinz enema or douche if you will) then dipping and eating french fries out of her forbiddin hole.

I wish Leigh Ann wasn't a dyke cause I would love to give her a Red Eye Fry.

CLINT: Is it lunch time yet?
MIKE: Yup! I sure can go for some Red Eye Fry.
CLINT: Great! Lets hit the strip club, I'll bring the catsup!

by mike fury July 14, 2006

crack whore red

1)A very fake hair dye color, specifically of a pale red variety, which is most commonly applied and worn by crack whores and extremely annoying people. 2)A very poor atempt at Ariel-colored hair from The Little Mermaid.

Did you see Tami's hair? She dyed it crack whore red!

by eevuljeeneuss March 5, 2007

Red Nails

to be a bitch like those bitchy secreteries and such who always bite your head off when you ask them a question

man: Jane from accounting's got red nails
Jane: Fuck off!!


Man:dude, dont ask her out shes got red nails, she'll eat you alive!!
Dude:yeah ima geter drunk first

by frankie rekay April 1, 2009

plastic red cup

1. a place where you consume alcohol at a party

Freddy: hey man, whats in that plastic red cup?

XuGu: oh, duh man, YOU KNOW, its alcohol.

by Chinese Jet Pilots August 25, 2005

red and white sandwich

A Budwieser beer in the red and white can...used b/c the heaviness of the beer makes it a good meal replacement for rednecks, alcoholics and sundry other drinkers

"what did you have for lunch?"
"I was in a hurry so I just grabbed a red and white sandwich out of the cooler"

by Frank 'Big Daddy' Myers February 12, 2008