Squeeing in my pants

You are so excited that you are squealing and peeing in your pants.

I was so excited meeting RPattz that I was squeeing in my pants.

by Suzie55 December 3, 2010

my true love

My true love is the one in your life that everybody needs! He/she is sexy, kind, funny and they are the one your gonna spend the rest of your life with, have kids with and get married to!! This is something that everybody needs so go out there and find your true love

Girl~hey I love you! Your my true love and always will be
Boy~ yes baby, I love you and you will always be my true love forever and ever

by Abigail palmer May 22, 2017

My Faggot Academia

What people who hate that piece of shit show My Hero Academia call it.

Kanye West: Yo I love My Hero, that show cums. Bakugo is best boy.
Eminem: More like My Faggot Academia. Worst shit I ever seen, man.

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

Surf My Seas

Although one may not use a surf board, it most definitely adds to the excitement of the action. Surf my seas refers to gradual movement up and down a woman's body with one's weiner which may involve some light penetration.

Dev in "Dancing in the Dark" would say, "I'm only talkin to ya if you wanna surf my seas"

"She said to me "surf my seas." I really surfed the crap out of her seas.

by Bearhunter27 October 12, 2011

beat my meat

To play Meat Boy or Super Meat Boy.

I beat my meat for hours last night, it was super hard.

by Master of my Meat December 10, 2011

under my cup

A person uses this phrase to describe their sluggish condition when they have not drunk their usual quota of coffee to get going in the morning.

"Dude, why are you so slow and stupid today?"

"The coffeemaker broke. I stopped by Starbucks on my way to work, but I'm still under my cup."

by Commentator X December 13, 2009

peel my potatoes

To lick a man's balls. Often combined with salad tossing.

You don't need to blow me tonight, just toss my salad and peel my potatoes.

by middlehead September 8, 2006