Gold Coast Handshake

Glassing, to smash a glass bottle or beverage vessel across another persons head

Did you hear about Mick? He copped a Gold Coast handshake last night, had to go to hospital for stitches.

by DaNashinator November 11, 2022

Gold-Star Bisexual

A bi (with both homo & hetero attraction) person who has only been sexually intimate with members of the opposite sex if those partners have been sexually intimate with people of their same gender, i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying bisexuals.

e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.

"I'm not one of those bi girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Damn right I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I never will be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao"

by Akrysta November 21, 2022

Gold Fidh

When someone WAY up north gets really excited over a cheesy American crispy fish shaped snack. A snack that smiles back.

Dynk: I'm excited
Josk: Why?
Dynk: I GOT GOLD FIDH

by MuddHubb November 23, 2022

goldbloom bitch

This ponyboy bitch blossomed into a tender love, and pocket holding pussy at a young age, and soon developed into a shiny, freshly coated cumsock. Good for nothing more than being a first class, gold metal bitch.

"Take a look at this goldbloom bitch" "I need me a goldbloom bitch"

by TheUncutPimp December 1, 2022

golden retard

A Golden Retriever with a lack of intelligence, just cuteness no brain.

"Holy crap your Golden Retriever is such a Golden Retard."
"What do you mean?"
"He just ran into a wall."
"Oh...its okay he's cute."

by OOOOMSVSKSKSVGWUWOAUBWNWKQKALA December 1, 2022

Golden Retriever

A partner who knows how to not further damage you.

"I don't need a therapist, I'm dating a golden retriever."1

by Veebop December 6, 2022

Golden

Golden’s are guys who gets a little crazy when it’s a full moon. They also tend to chase people around and dance all the time. Golden’s also make sus noises when they throw a ball or something. Goldens are very dependable people though and will always put the people they care about first.

Hey who’s that guy dancing on that car?

Oh. It’s probably a Golden, looks like a full moon tonight.

by Ihopservespancakes December 11, 2022