Jonny: "Hey Cody, why do you keep smelling your fingers?"
Cody: "Well, I just gave my ole lady Amber the ole two finger jones.
Jonny: Oh....can I smell?
Cody: "Well, I just gave my ole lady Amber the ole two finger jones.
Jonny: Oh....can I smell?
by dabizz January 1, 2008
Get the the ole two finger jonesmug. the act of stimulating the pussy and ass by twitching the index and middle finger of both hands, one in the pussy, one in the ass while making strange buzzing noises. Scrinching your face into the "bitter beer face" is not necessary but an optional crowd pleaser.
by Twitchy Bitch December 27, 2008
Get the four fingered twat twitchermug. A classic amongst the Kyle's, Bootlicker's, and the "I was going to join the Marines but-*insert fake health condition*" crowd, Five Finger Death Punch is essentially Pantera with an extra chromosome. Their specialty is pandering to people who love veterans, in order to keep what little relevance they have. Their target audience is comprised of people who can't read, people who want to claim they listen to "metal" without listening to metal, and people who just want to appear strong to make up for their slow learning abilities. The only bright spot of this band is that their guitarist is pretty good, but that is frequently overshadowed by news of Ivan Moody (frontman) playing hopscotch between different rehab facilities. When it comes to songwriting, let's just say the ABC's has a more complex lyrical makeup and song structure than just about everything this band has put out. It could be worse though; They could be Trapt.
"Did you hear that new Five Finger Death Punch song?"
"Which one? The one where Ivan sings about eating blue crayons? Or the one where he sings about eating green crayons?"
"Which one? The one where Ivan sings about eating blue crayons? Or the one where he sings about eating green crayons?"
by BIGXSCHMEAT September 9, 2020
Get the Five Finger Death Punchmug. A slang term that has multiple meanings.
The first is the obvious one, which means using your fingers to stimulate a woman and her hot spot. In short, fingering
The second is a slang term for marijuana, nuggets, pot, weed, chronic, dojer, green, herb, sticky icky, cabbage, getting high, smoking, mary jane and bud
Last but not least, its a literal meaning of putting finger nail polish on your finger nails.
The first is the obvious one, which means using your fingers to stimulate a woman and her hot spot. In short, fingering
The second is a slang term for marijuana, nuggets, pot, weed, chronic, dojer, green, herb, sticky icky, cabbage, getting high, smoking, mary jane and bud
Last but not least, its a literal meaning of putting finger nail polish on your finger nails.
Example used in Devin the Dudes 2007 song What a Job feat Snoop and Andre 3000 (greatest rapper alive)
'See we do it for that boi that graduated
That looked you in your eyes real tough and said 'preciate it
And that he wouldn'ta made it if it wasn't for your CD number 9
And he's standing with his baby momma Kiki and she cryin' talkinbout
That they used to get high to me in high school
And they used to make love to me in college
Then they told me 'bout they first date, listenin' to my tunes
And how he, like to finger nail polish
I say hate to cut you off but I gotta go
I wish you could tell me mo' but I'm off to the studio, gotta write tonight
Hey, can you put us in your raps songs I don't see why not
Devin it's the Dude you gon' probably hear him talking 'bout '
'See we do it for that boi that graduated
That looked you in your eyes real tough and said 'preciate it
And that he wouldn'ta made it if it wasn't for your CD number 9
And he's standing with his baby momma Kiki and she cryin' talkinbout
That they used to get high to me in high school
And they used to make love to me in college
Then they told me 'bout they first date, listenin' to my tunes
And how he, like to finger nail polish
I say hate to cut you off but I gotta go
I wish you could tell me mo' but I'm off to the studio, gotta write tonight
Hey, can you put us in your raps songs I don't see why not
Devin it's the Dude you gon' probably hear him talking 'bout '
by Sabers January 14, 2008
Get the finger nail polishmug. Five Finger Death Punch's first album "The Way Of The Fist" was such a kickass album! Beforehand, I wanted to take a pickaxe and go to Burger King, but now I feel absolutely fine!!
by ChackyJan April 7, 2008
Get the Five Finger Death Punchmug. like oh snap but from the song snap yo fingers (credit 2 lil jon) sted of sayin oh snap! say oh snap yo fingers!! !
by Kirk A Kaubish June 13, 2006
Get the oh snap yo fingersmug. A "metal" band from Las Vegas that started out as Pantera-Lite and then devolved to Heavy Nickelback for angsty teenagers. Corporate sellouts who pioneered the genre "troopcore" which essentially means metalcore with extra emphesis of sucking up to vets as a way to seel records plus further their faux "I'm a badass" energy.
by MonasThighs May 16, 2019
Get the Five Finger Death Punchmug.