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Dick Munker

A person who compulsively Jerks off with fervor, has white knuckles from inner tension, and tends to be slathered or heavily encrusted in Gobs of Man Milk.

These people resemble the lesser primates, usually with a penis always at hand, And have The propensity to Bogart All the eats.
by Spotted Sea Cow April 12, 2005
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she-dick

It's when a woman has a really large clit, large enough to be a somewhat of a little dick.
"Wow, that wrestler Chyna sure has a she-dick"
by Tabitha Face September 1, 2007
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dick divet

that tight little fibromuscular tubular tract thingy that straight up leads from that uterus shit to the outskirts of the body in all bitches except tranny's. Basically, its a pussy.
bro, you and me are gonna go out tonight and get 3 1/2 inches deep in some fuckin dick divet...ya dig
by Mangina Man April 16, 2008
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pulling a Dick

an expression describing when someone who is angered by another person begins to mumble incoherently to himself and then walks away visibly pissed off. The shaking of the angry person's head and/or the throwing up of one or more of his arms are also common occurences, though not necessary or exclusive ones.
Jake was pissed when I told him he had to work this weekend. He was so pulling a Dick.
by BennyKennedy April 1, 2009
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Dick Casablancas

The name of the blonde surfer character off "Veronica Mars", who is best friends with Logan Echolls.Sometimes acts like his namesake.
YOU: "If they were real, who would you prefer, Logan Echolls or Dick Casablancas?"
ME: "Logan obviously!"
by Lisa Parnell February 8, 2009
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Smash dicks

Act of smashing dicks with another person
by Tallerthanu504 February 16, 2009
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Dick twerk

The act of dry humping the air right out of the shower and making your dick move aggressively up and down mimicking the act of "twerking".
Dry humping the air and making your dick move up and down "Dick twerk"
by awarsaw18 January 11, 2014
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