Bro Code #999

Anyone who watches minecraft porn, and anyone who witnesses it, shall cleanse their eyes with the Holiest of water.

Joshua: "Bret, what the fuck are you doing watching minecraft porn?"
Bret: "I have no fucking clue what you're talking about"
Joshua: "You've broken Bro Code #999, now I shall cleanse my eyes with holy water."

by TheGameFreak326 June 17, 2019

Bathroom Bro

Your bathroom bro is someone you meet inside a public restroom, usually one of the two of you needs something the other has.

Dude: my toilet stall was out of paper, but my bathroom bro in the next door stall tossed his under.

by SpanktheMonky June 24, 2017

2 bros

chilling in a hot tub

the opposite of gaydar

2 bros chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart because they are not gay
(outcome where the 2 bros are not in a hot tub)
2 bros chillling in a hot tub 5...where are they?
(original vine made by Anthony Padilla)

by SOMEONE_XD123 December 22, 2019

Bro

Nick Spike is the definition of Bro. The dude lifts. He is a living, breathing, incarnation of the concept of Bro. Muscle ups? Human flagpole? No problem- Spike can do it. He trains legions of bros in training in the weight room 3 days a week. They all aspire to be as huge as he is.

Bro we gotta lift bro

by huge lifter dude December 27, 2014

Bro Dozing

Intense anal sex between two Bros.

Erika: Did you hear about Sam the red and Dick-shirt John Bro Dozing in the shoe parking lot?

Amy: What is wrong with them?

by TOTEMIR August 21, 2022

national bro day

national bro day is the best day in the world. when you are alone your bro will be there for you. national bro day is on the 30th October

ayyyy yooooo bro it’s national bro day

by stevewonder78 October 27, 2019

Bro

Legally is Ta’Sean’s word. It’ll cost 60$ to use

Bro....
What bro.

I love you bro
I love you too bro

by Goldenarms21 July 10, 2019