Used to describe how crummy one is feeling, usually in a shitty circumstance or after you have a terrible day. Not used in serious terms, no need to worry if a friend says this unless it sounds like they are genuinely depressed.
by real-life-potato August 4, 2016
Get the I Hate My Lifemug. by dave September 25, 2004
Get the word lifemug. A show about a robot is high school. This show is considered an underated. The show is pretty decent but gets really stupid.
My life as a teenage robot has the same story line always battling the enemy and winning. The show trys to be funny but it's stupid gay jokes
by s3b4k May 16, 2007
Get the my life as a teenage robotmug. by Helma! October 29, 2006
Get the I hate your lifemug. There were no Puerto Rican life vests in the stall I chose but it was to late to change stalls so I had to hover
by Lucky January 18, 2004
Get the puerto rican life vestmug. Circa 2020: An arrogant worldview before the COVID-19 Pandemic, young and overconfident American fools believed they were always going to live an amazing photogenic life and did not fear this disease. It was the height of 21st century opulence before the fall...
I won't get the corona, not gonna stop me from going to Spring Break and the beach, living my best life!
by Brad McBradster March 19, 2020
Get the Living my best lifemug. Many people have heard the phrase ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’, but most do not know of its origin due to, unfortunately, being uncultured swines. The phrase originated in 2013 after a short animated video started circulating around the internet. The video describes how a young 9 year old boy found comfort in the Shrek franchise, and due to his profound admiration of Shrek his father suspected that he was a homosexual. His father, who was what you would call a homophobic fuckwit, basically abused him for this, causing the young boy to once again find solace in the mighty Shrek. The unwavering faith showed by the boy causes Shrek to start a sexual relationship with him, where he would often enter his window at night, fuck his ass and proceed to fill him with onion scented ejaculate. This video sends a very strong message that Shrek will protect all of his children (people who possess a strong belief system correlating to the majestic green ogre) and will make sure they never come into harm’s way. He nourishes his believers, therefore showing irrefutable evidence that ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.
All of the documentaries can be found on YouTube. If you have not viewed them yet or have friends/acquaintances/enemies who have not seen it, I highly suggest that you show it to them. It is completely family friendly so don’t be afraid to show it to your old, homophobic grandparents tucked away in their tiny little houses.
Remember: ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.
All of the documentaries can be found on YouTube. If you have not viewed them yet or have friends/acquaintances/enemies who have not seen it, I highly suggest that you show it to them. It is completely family friendly so don’t be afraid to show it to your old, homophobic grandparents tucked away in their tiny little houses.
Remember: ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.
Person 1: “Last night I got my anus destroyed by Shrek’s massive penis.”
Person 2: “I want to be fucked by that sexy green ogre too! How do I get him to do 69 with me?”
Person 1: “Each night, chant ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life,” and pray that he’ll stick his fat dick in your asshole. It will happen, my child. Just be patient.”
Person 2: “I want to be fucked by that sexy green ogre too! How do I get him to do 69 with me?”
Person 1: “Each night, chant ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life,” and pray that he’ll stick his fat dick in your asshole. It will happen, my child. Just be patient.”
by Shrek’s Little Slut May 2, 2022
Get the Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Lifemug.