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Shasta Piss

When you wake up in the morning and you take a piss and its so much that it can almost fill a shasta soda bottle.
Wooooo I woke up this morning, ran to the bathroom and had to take a Shasta piss. I was standing there for almost 2 minutes striaght!
by Married2Success July 6, 2010
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booger-piss

snot-like mucus that has been hanging/dripping for 6 - 17 seconds that boogers end up in the mucus and the snot MUST BE HANGING/DRIPPING
There's some onions on the counter the hooker you paid to fuck you makes you breakfast you see her do a line she forgets to wipe her nose chops the onions and your staring at the booger-piss from her nose
by nasal fuck May 13, 2011
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Monstah Pissah

Adj. bad ass. sweet. cool. awesome
The Red Soxs beat the Yankees last night, it was monstah pissah.
by JMPM September 5, 2011
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Touchy-passy

The act in which you grope someone's ass as they're walking past you
Thing 1: Dude I totally fondled that chicks ass as she strutted past me

Thing 2: Ooo, a touchy-passy
by I'mamotherfucker October 9, 2011
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mega pissah

n. literally, a person who pees with incredible velocity
adj. another word for idyllic, or perfect
Yo dude that weed was mega pissah yo.
by madfewqgqhrgreq November 4, 2012
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hulk piss

A drink consisting of half a lager and a bottle of blue WKD mixed together in a pint glass
Fancy a pint of hulk piss?
by JB1980 November 8, 2013
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Perfect Piss

1) A pee that takes more than 20 seconds.

2) A pee that is not yellow....it's pretty much transparent.

3) A pee that you've held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.

4) A piss that's, well, perfect.
Guy in the bathroom-Fuck yeah!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in the bathroom-I got a fuckin' Perfect Piss!
Guy outside of bathroom-Is it still going?
Guy in bathroom-Hell yeah! And it's transparent!
Guy outside of bathroom-Well, alright!!!
Guy in bathroom-I know! And I've been holding it in for sooooo long, too!

^Bam. Definition of a perfect piss, right there^
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