The John Cwiklinski Effect

When John Cwiklinski posts an instagram picture with you and you automatically receive 15 followers

Dude 1: Damn I gotta thank John, he posted a pic with me and I got 9 followers in the last hour
Dude 2: That’s the John Cwiklinski Effect

by Aholder February 29, 2020

James-John Kelly

My best friend forever, he is the best thing to ever happen to me.
He will support me through anything!

Conner Evans: "JJ *confesses something*"
James-John Kelly(JJ): "It's okay i will help you through this."

by ConnerBi2007 June 9, 2019

big john slud

a new wrestler name made by freebeer big john stud , gay cuz big john slud

freebeer form the freebeerandhotwings show says

hey zane . yea they r showing highlights like when big john slud slams someone

by lukeshady3499 August 28, 2009

John in the Bag

A cheap Chinese knock-off of Jack in the Box.

Where do you want to eat?

John in the Bag.
Uh, you mean Jack in the Box.
No, John in the Box, the superior restaurant.

by Aidanj123 May 9, 2018

christopher john mcpherson

A good-looking idiot that does stupid jetty jumps to impress girls and breaks both feet ending up in a wheelchair. Is a loyal honest idiot has a sexy mullet and smokes crack....

Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!

by McPherson January 15, 2025

John Simmons

The biggest creep in the world. Calls himself a physics teacher but is Jimmy Savile in disguise.

John Simmons is weird.

by lawrencexxxxxxxxxxx November 2, 2018

John

A Tall, Handsome, awkward young man who has brown hair and the most beautiful brown eyes to match their gorgeous smile. John is very kind and respectful and an all around cool dude.

P1: Hey did you see John today?
P2: yeah he told me I looked nice today

by Shistersnapped December 19, 2018