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I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself

Refers to the new trend of emo; people who "dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle," and who cut their wrists to get attention from others.
-"TANNER, YOU FUCKING GOTH, CUT THE LAWN NOW"

-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.
by phillll July 26, 2008
mugGet the I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itselfmug.
A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares
Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.
by Steveasaurusrexx July 1, 2008
mugGet the stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hoopermug.

Krazy Horny Emo Squad

A squad consisting of

- Risha

- Jennie
- Cody
- Lia
- Hazel
And they all are very horny and extremely horny.
"OMG your a member of the krazy horny emo squad? You must be so horny!"
by Raha Eesha March 8, 2022
mugGet the Krazy Horny Emo Squadmug.

emo snow

Quirky girl. Name usually has 3 A's in it or starts with S .

Should become a dancer
Alex is such an emo snow person
by Henry greg June 25, 2023
mugGet the emo snowmug.

emo queen lol xd

Total reject that looks like she got ran over and through by a semi truck or two. Nothing can help this sad reject even Satan can't stand her. She looks like a toad and makes babies cry. Ouch.
The kids at the daycare all began to cry as soon as the 'emo queen lol xd' came in the room.

Alex was talking to his mistress Candice and asked her, why did I marry this ugly 'emo queen lol xd'? I love you more Candice. For my dick can fit in your mouth better! Can-dice- dic fit in your mom too?
by DaddiesCandi82 July 15, 2023
mugGet the emo queen lol xdmug.

emo

aka imo the owner of the avixsmp
by fqcrie September 3, 2021
mugGet the emomug.

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