dick cheese 

when there's a yellowy substance surrounding the shaft and pee hole of a penis causing a massive build up of crusty grossness.

adam was terrified of the dick cheese he discovered crowding his package.

dick cheese by vanksie November 7, 2010

Fromunda Cheese 

The pasty, smelly, and gooey substance that is found in the grotch area all around the ball sack, taint, and inbetween the legs. It is fermented from sweat, anus juice, dead skin, and cotton lint from the underwear or jock strap. The color of the Fromunda cheese is usually dependent upon the color of the underwear being worn at the time. Although the anus juice can have an effect on the color also. The smell is dependent upon the frequency of showering and length of time in the fermentation process. The taste is similar to the way it smells.

Q: Where did you get that really smelly, stinky, pasty cheese?

A: (pointing down his pants) Down From Unda! Fromunda Cheese!

Fromunda Cheese by Peter Dunkin October 1, 2006

grilled cheese sandwitch 

a synnonym for a grandmas nasty old crusty vagina. even though people dont think its possible, a yellow/green gooo will develop after too long of a period without sex or after menopause.

Q:why didnt grandpa go down on grand ma?

A:have you ever opened a grilled cheese sandwitch?

kid talking to grand pa
kid:grand pa?
grandpa:yes boy?
kid:arent you lactose intolerant?
grandpa:why yes child. i am... why do you ask?
kid: well, every time im over hear i see you eat grandmas grilled cheese and you dont seem to look sick untill you open your eyes.

grilled cheese sandwitch by will tremaine May 10, 2005

cherry-cheese cake  

noun- the act of blowing your load in the back of a recipients throat and punching them in the nose, the blood and nut run together causing the 'cherry-cheese cake' look

cherry-cheese cake : The best way to dump a chick is to give her a cherry-cheese cake, then leave laughing.

cherry-cheese cake by Mungky February 15, 2008

bum cheese 

dry cum left around the bum hole after a hard nights bumming.

my bum hole feels sore and crusty loads of bum cheese. I do hope you dont have aids now would you do one because i have to go and poo big time and i dont know you that well.

bum cheese by mrphil the dilldo March 2, 2010

cheese whistle 

a whistle made from cheese

hey greg can you pass me the cheese whistle?

cheese whistle by jamie March 17, 2004

Fromunda Cheese 

from under the foreskin (eww)

What is thst smell? "Fromunda cheese" from unda da foreskin.

Fromunda Cheese by Anonymous September 3, 2003