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fucking retarded

adj. describing a task or action as being ridiculous beyond the definition of stupidity. This can also typically the be the result of bureaucratic bullshit paper work that was contrived by some ass-hat with his head up his fucking asshole.
This form is fucking retarded, there is no way I am going to fill it out every time I need to take a dump.
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fuck palace

noun; Where you live. Any plot of land under your ownership with which you take scandalous women to have promiscuous, unprotected sex.
"Ay, girl. Do you want to come back to my fuck palace? But my mom lives there."
by chandizl December 22, 2008
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Fuck a monkey

1. An exclamation of frustration
2. An exclamation of awesomeness
3. A dismissal
4. To totally suck at something
5. Something you say when there's nothing else to say
6. To have sexual intercourse with a primate
1. "Why won't this thing work??? Argh, fuck a monkey!"
2. "How 'bout that GWAR concert last night?" "Fuck a monkey, that was awesome!"
3. Dumbass walking in on conversation: "You like GWAR??? You guys are sickos!" Guys: "Oh, go fuck a monkey!"
4. *Awkward silence* "Fuck a monkey!"
5. "Man, I fuck a monkey at this!"
6. "I gotta go to the zoo and fuck a monkey."
by Blood Seraph December 13, 2008
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Panty Fucking

Having sex with with a girl through her pantys.
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cluster fucked

The planet Earth since the day George W. Bush was first inagurated as President of the United States.
Every country on Earth has been throughly cluster fucked over the past five years.
by jesster79 February 2, 2006
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fuck a goat

an expression used to show aggression towards another person. This term is used repeatedly by the Indian characters in "The Forty Year Old Virgin."
*Yo, why are you so goddamn good at poker?
*I play a couple hours online every night.
*Well then fuck this, I'm sick of losing my money. Go fuck a goat!
by Atom Bom December 9, 2007
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bum fuck

a place, containing no phones, street signs, or people with teeth, incredibly frightening to be lost in, especially at 2:30 in the morning
We got lost in bum fuck PA for 3 hours Friday night.
What did you do?
by lillyg October 2, 2005
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