Tha donald trump

When you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and have to immediately start masterbating

Anthony just did tha donald trump in the changerooms

by Anthony Cuzz September 6, 2022

give Trump a blumpkin

To really really really suck. Even if you liked to give blumpkins, it would be really suck to give Trump one because he eats McDonald’s every day, and because, well......, he’s Trump.

Don’t go to that show. It’s gonna give Trump a blumpkin.
How was the party last night?
Totally gave Trump a blumpkin.

by Tyeumm January 22, 2021

Joe B Trump

He is Trump's and Biden's half brother. He is the president of Mars and refuses to leave it. He has all of the vaccines for covid there.

Joe Biden: Man, that Joe guy amirite? Always getting high off those vaccines.

Donald Trump: Joe B Trump is a lizard because of those damn vaccines.

by KillerXsurvivorXBOX360 January 19, 2021

pull a donald trump

to be a hypocrite; or, to be a two-faced piece of shit

OMG! Don't pull a donald trump on me.

by bluegoddess July 24, 2016

Trump level stupid

Trump or people named Noyan.

Noyan is Trump level stupid. >:)

by Donald. November 11, 2020

Trump-Pence Dilemma

When the only solution to a problem creates a greater problem.

A: We have to impeach Trump, he can't stay in office!
B: But then you get Pence, and he's even worse.

A: I really need to get rid of these insects that destroy my crops, but if I spray the field the entire harvest would be wasted.
B: Man, that's a real Trump-Pence dilemma you have there.

by Azshara October 5, 2020

trump's last name

Similar to Obama's last name, this is a complete mystery to humankind. It is likely we will never truly know trump's last name, although some sects of Trumpers believe it to be 's wall.

You: hey bro, what's trump's last name?

Your friend: idk, I think 's wall?

You: you mean like trump's wall?

Your friend: yeaaaaaahhhh

by PINKB0II October 19, 2020