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Timeless shit

What happens when you bring your phone in to the bathroom
Person 1: where's Dad?
Person 2: hes taking a timeless shit...
by Ur nan 69 August 8, 2017
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Shit baby

A Shit baby is a shit so large that it takes more than a couple flushes and maybe a plunger, usually taking up to an hour to birth. Be sure to watch out for any After-shit if you experience or enter a bathroom previously used to birth a Shit baby"
Kevin: "Ryan, why'd you take so long on the toilet?"
Ryan: "Sorry man, had to birth a Shit baby AND wipe up the After-shit."
Kevin: "Ew, Ryan, TMI."
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This covid shit

An Aussie phrase, utterance or cluster of words to portray the emotion behind the archetype of which is Covid 19 as being somewhat of a disturbance to past, present and or future plans.
You doing much this week? Nah 'this covid shit' has really fucked me around
by Mickpsandham August 5, 2020
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Shit-V

The disgusting ''V'' shaped bit of sweat and dung mixture left on a toilet seat from an obese user's ass crack. The "V" is on the seat, closest to the toilet's tank.
Someone heads into a bathroom after an overweight person gets finished. ''My God man! Can't you clean up your shit-V before you leave the friggin' bathroom!?!"
by Adondo December 12, 2010
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helicopter shit

When you have to take a shit so bad that you pull your pants down and you explode before you even make it to the seat.
Dude I was in Walmart yesterday and I ran to the bathroom so fast and ended up dropping a helicopter shit bc of that Taco Bell that I ate.
by The one and only meme May 7, 2017
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shit pan

Kitchen jargon: The receptacle used to filter dirty grease out of a commercial deep fryer. Or any food waste receptacle connected to a piece of cooking equipment, such as the grease tray on a George Forman grill
"Before you punch out for the day I need you to change the shit pan."
by num1shinfan July 31, 2012
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shit-facebooked

"geez, I shit-facebooked Chris last night. You wouldn't believe what I posted on his wall."
by jeatags May 9, 2009
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