Butter Smuggler

A gentleman who sodomises another gentleman with the aid of a dairy product.

Those damned butter smugglers across the way want to marry! Over my dead body!

by RH Bobby Sands MP January 15, 2012

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

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Describes the use of any social media platform to write "peanut butter jelly time", or any variation thereof. The account used must not be linked in any way to the perpetrator's own account. To be a true PBJT, the unsuspecting victim of this act must have unwittingly left him/herself logged in. This act is not a true PBJT if it is accomplished with the use of known login info. The joy in PBJT-ing comes from the knowledge that the victim left him/herself vulnerable to the act.

Can be used as a noun, verb, or adverb

Origins of this phrase and all related phrases such as "peanut butter jelly-timed" #peanut butter jelly timing" and all other variations can be traced back to Alexandra Kenny Treen, and her use of this within the Radcliff family in Felton California in the early 2000s. The term spread throughout Radcliff circles, and has been used locally and internationally to this day.

"Dammit Allie! You peanut butter jelly timed me again!"

Can be used to denote any form of social media account 'r*pe' but only if the user of this term is aware of it's origins.

by AK199295018 September 15, 2019

Butters

Butters

You call someone butters, if you are not attracted to them. They look like butter between your fingers feels. All gooey sticky Urrrh...

Jo Blogs to friend: "what about that girl over there?"
JO BLOGGS: "Nar, she's butters."

by Usebleach October 11, 2020

Butter Nut

When you nut in somebody's butter and cook with it to feed them

person A: mmmm I really like the salty taste whats in it.
Person B: a thing I made I call it butter nut

by xxxtesticlesxxxz July 11, 2019

Butter Hamlet

The female equivalent of a red rocket.

She's humping my leg so hard I can feel her butter Hamlet.

by Snorchamo July 19, 2018

Schrödinger's Butter Knife

When you put a used butter knife halfway over the rim of the sink just in case you might need it for another sandwich, but you never know.

Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us

by 1m1m0 March 10, 2024

Butter cat

The opposite of a milkshake duck. A viral person that later turns out to have really good views. Named after Jorts the cat.

"I was hoping bean dad was going to be a butter cat, but he was a milkshake duck."
"Oh wow that guy that went viral yesterday thinks healthcare should be free. A real butter cat."

by Wooshie January 25, 2022