Pissed

1. Another name for pee
2. People that are pissed off

Henry: I am fucking pissed!
Matt: I don't care!
Henry: Shut the fuck up!
Matt: You!
Henry: I am fucking pissed at you!

by DOGMAN_5676 June 2, 2020

Ubber Pissed

the feeling a mom gets which is so utterly indescribable that the only word that sums up how incredibly ticked she is at her children is summed up by...ubber pissed!!!!!!

Josh: Hey Jason, what's wrong with mom?
Jason: I don't know man - must be she is ubber pissed at something we didn't tell her again!

by momofthreeboys March 3, 2011

Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016

Wallaby Piss

The australian name for southern comfort mixed with mountain dew.

Pass me the southern comfort and mountain dew, i'm gonna make some wallaby piss.

by eeeeeeslay July 23, 2020

Piss pangs

The burning sensation you feel on the inside of your dick when you have to pee really, really badly. Like little needles jabbing at your willy.

Guy 1- “Oh man I had to pee SO badly yesterday. I started to get piss pangs!”
Guy 2- “What the fuck is a piss pang?”

by pantaloon.exe May 26, 2019

Piss

When you get angry and on the toilet, you may shout “Im TAKING A FUCKING PISS!!!” when someone annoys you

Im getting pissed off.

by hdjdjhfd October 8, 2019

Phantom piss

a feeling like you are just adout to piss but cant. Typically after sex.

I busted a nut and like 2 minutes later I had a Phantom piss

by Banquet meals April 23, 2021