Refers to the new trend of emo; people who "dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle," and who cut their wrists to get attention from others.
-"TANNER, YOU FUCKING GOTH, CUT THE LAWN NOW"
-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.
-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.
by phillll July 26, 2008
Get the I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itselfmug. A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares
Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.
by Steveasaurusrexx July 1, 2008
Get the stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hoopermug. siofra brady is a rat turd ass bitch ugly little hoe looks like toad fake blonde box dye emo slut face alcoholic oompa loompa bunions
by intofolkwhore August 8, 2023
Get the rat turd ass bitch ugly little hoe looks like toad fake blonde box dye emo slut face alcoholic oompa loompa bunionsmug. by Stiles Polo December 28, 2021
Get the EMOmug. 
Someone who wears two belts instead of one, who quotes emo songs in their statuses, and who straightens their hair and wears guyliner.
by ninny muggins December 7, 2011
Get the Emomug. A “Person” who has a permanent bar code for a mcr album on them at all times.
These things with this deficiency often display the following behaviours:
-simping for a fictional hunk
-singing (if u can call it that) mcr
-sulking (due to lack of hunk)
-being a general nuisance xoxo
These things with this deficiency often display the following behaviours:
-simping for a fictional hunk
-singing (if u can call it that) mcr
-sulking (due to lack of hunk)
-being a general nuisance xoxo
Person A: do u think Matt is a emo twink
Person B: well he is deffo an emo
A: well ye but didn’t u hear about nick and him?
B: what is it?
A: well he keeps looking off into the distance and moaning about nick
B: but there is no one in our school named nick …
Matt: HES REAL I SWEAR !!
— matt ran off the tears in his blue orbs welling up as he went to create an other barcode for the sims to fuel his fictional crush
Xoxo
Person B: well he is deffo an emo
A: well ye but didn’t u hear about nick and him?
B: what is it?
A: well he keeps looking off into the distance and moaning about nick
B: but there is no one in our school named nick …
Matt: HES REAL I SWEAR !!
— matt ran off the tears in his blue orbs welling up as he went to create an other barcode for the sims to fuel his fictional crush
Xoxo
by cElLo+cat= mY lIFe April 15, 2024
Get the Emo twinkmug.