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mermaid butter

Butter collected from the scales of menstruating mermaids specifically in the northern parts of the Atlantic Ocean. Used primarily by fishing communities to add a unique flavor to seafood based dishes.
Gibli and Rafe just got back with 3 barrels of mermaid butter! Those poor creatures, too bad they’re so tasty!
by Texaskris December 23, 2023
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doo doo butter

one who is trash at some thing
by Mr. Soundtree July 21, 2022
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peanut butter knife

Used to spread peanut butter onto toast , not the butter knife for uncultured swine out there ...... strictly for the cultured world and used strictly for peanut butter !
Jordan used a peanut butter knife to spread the heavenly smooth peanut butter onto his toast , because he was a well cultured individual !
by chuckiepoo July 26, 2016
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Buttered

Bro #1: dude I can’t believe u fiended my last pod bro
Bro#2: u dont gotta be so buttered about it bro ill get u a new one
by cracker jack me off January 29, 2020
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Penis Butter Jelly Time

Ok I'll be honest. This phrase doesn't exactly have a meaning yet, but with the power of the internet we can keep on saying it randomly whenever we feel like it and it will eventually catch on and have a meaning of it's own.

It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.
Normie: Hey John, what time is it?
Based: It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.
by AnonymousPsycho1000 May 13, 2025
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peanut butter push

When you put peanut butter on your dick and push your dogs head on it to lick it off
I just used the peanut butter push and it felt great!
by I fucked 6 men August 10, 2017
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Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
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