Simp

You.

You are a simp.

by Grape jelly January 16, 2023

simp

anybody named Dylan.

Dylan was simping out to the new girl in algebra.

by adderall daddy February 5, 2020

simp

a man who will useually becalled jordan and askes the girl in the vc to sit on his face

Sit on my face said the simp jordan

by nae nae nae August 3, 2020

Simp

Javier Jimenez

Damn...simpin' so hard can't even end his turn...

by Rath Nova April 20, 2020

Simp

A pathetic low life cuckhold/betacuck/ beta male/ Fat/skinny/ Ugly/ low self-esteem pathetic low life degenerate who doesnt know that the money that theyre gives goes towards her boyfriend's condoms.

Simp: I know, I'm currently late on my bills, but my queen needs my money, and maybe finally she would finally recognize me after thousands of checks that ive donated!
Fucking simp!

by DeadSpermz August 7, 2020

Simp

a married man getting defensive about a girl he didn’t even date who was so into him that she had him drive 4 hours to Yakima, WA to buy her Red Robin

Bro, you were such a simp back in 2015!

by MickeyDeezPeanuts December 21, 2020

Simp

Somebody who will do anything for a girl when she won’t do anything back because he is desperate for sex and attention from a girl. People who are simps are often known as popoff

Friend: bro why does he always ditch us for her

Other friend: because he’s a simp bro

by Smash? March 1, 2020