King Kaliente is a SMG and SMG2 boss, living in a lava pit. Its last name, kaliente, is a misspelled version of Caliente, meaning "hot" but they decided to go with a k to match with king. King Kaliente is also the leader of all the octoombas and oktorocks. He shoots 3 fireballs at the player, followed by a coconut that can be whacked at him. After two times of hitting him with coconuts his crown will fall off and sink into the lava making him very angry he will rage and summon a bunch of lava bubbles around the stage, and shoot more fireballs and a coconut to be whacked at him 3 times without missing. A rematch with him happens later, in a new stage and King Kaliente is dark brown, from being "scorched" when he fainted in the lava from before.
by Prince Pikante July 23, 2017
Get the king kalientemug. A group of teens from Columbia that think they are super cool at Starbucks and generally obnoxious to all the baristas in town.
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Get the Burtonsville Kingsmug. A cuckold, typically Millenial who enjoys watching his girl get dicked down by dudes who are real men.
Also known as needle dick the bug fucker
Also known as needle dick the bug fucker
by 3d1technology December 10, 2017
Get the cuckolberry kingmug. 
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Get the Mr party kingmug. When youre having sex with a girl on her period, after you ejaculate inside you pull out and wipe your dick across her forehead while you whisper "Simba"
by Wobbelywibbelybob May 16, 2025
Get the Lion kingmug. The king of Graffiti in Fiji. Fiji is in the South Pacific & graffiti is not so farkin common there.
by John Kesakesa January 8, 2009
Get the King Macsmug.