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I'm Gay

The words no father ever wants to hear
Son: Hey dad...
Dad: Yes son?
Son: I think I'm gay...
...
Dad: Leave.
by Anonymous123456Anon August 15, 2008
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gay sex

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by ze-0 March 10, 2021
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agro gay

n. An agressively gay man. a term coined by popular youtuber, boh3m3
1. he keeps hitting on all the gays. what an agro gay!

2. that agro gay won't stop sharing his sexual preference!
by dann815 January 28, 2008
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gay marriage

I'm not going to get into the whole religious side of this issue, I don't know enough about the old and new testaments to be able to back up what I say about those. At least I'm intelligent and wise enough to not go making stuff up just to suit my purpose. I'm not religious, but I was raised in a methodist church, so I know a little about tolerance. I generally look down on close-minded people who refuse to think about why they believe what they believe. But! That isn't the point of this.

The real point of this is that some conservatives say gays have the same marriage rights as straights. Any one consenting man is allowed to marry any one consenting woman, regardless of sexual orientation. But that's not actually equal rights. Gays are being denied the right to marry someone they're attracted to, someone they'd want to marry even if given the choice of any human partner. Straights can marry someone they're attracted to, why can't gays?

I know enough about christianity to be able to tell for myself that neither god or Jesus wrote the bible. People, <i>christian</i> people wrote it. Jesus taught tolerance, forgiveness (The whole seventy times seven thing? Matthew 18:21-2. Yeah, I've read the bible), and universal love. He condemned grudges and all that promoted the idea that someone was better or righter than another. Jesus is the prophet of christianity, the main figure. Not god. It's called christianity after Christ, it's not called Godity. God's word can be interpreted how you want, but Jesus, assuming he was a specific person, said concrete things that should not be skewed for your own benefit.

God is wrathful, Jesus was not. This religion is supposed to be about what Jesus said, how HE related to god. Why does no one know this any more? They get so wrapped up in carring out "god's will" that they forget that they are subject to it too. What happened to Jesus's will and ideals?
"But when you give a feast, invite the poor, the maimed, the lame, the blind, and you will be blessed, because they cannot repay you. You will be repaid at the resurrection of the just."
~ Luke 14:13 &14

"Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God"

Gay marriage and seperation of church and state:Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar’s, and unto God the things that are God’s?”
~ (Matthew 22:21)
~ Matthew 5:9
by JakeNotCliff October 3, 2007
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Gay Bruth

Babe Ruth's gay brother. When Someone is wearing something nice that looks rediculously gay on them, they look like Gay Bruth.
Guy 1: Dude, check out my new shreds!
Guy 2: Man, you look like Babe Ruth's gay brother; Gay Bruth.
by Justin Hussey April 22, 2008
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Gay Homonezie

Term invented by Dan used to describe inside-the-closet gay males.
History will show that the biggest gay homonezie to ever walk the face of the earth was Dan.
by xxx September 13, 2004
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Gay Virus

The Gay Virus turns men gay and women into men which will later become gay. Scientific name is the P3N15 virus.
The P3N15 virus, also known as the Gay Virus, is damn near instoppable and completely destroys the infectees immune system.
by Capper August 23, 2006
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